CLEAVAGE

As I have mentioned before, my darling still notices the ladies and appreciates their attributes.

A while back in McClains he pointed out to me a girl in a pink sweater with impressive cleavage. I agreed that she had impressive cleavage. Then he suggested that I dress like that and show my cleavage. I said no, I didn’t think I would do that. But he insisted. When I kept saying no he asked me why. So I told him. There are two reasons. 1) My cleavage is a lot lower than it used to be. 2) It looks like it is covered with crepe paper. He laughed until I thought he would fall off the chair. You would think I was funnier than Tim Conway. And what about crepe paper? When girls are young we make costumes out of crepe paper, and doll clothes and in teen years we decorated the gym with crepe paper for dances. I bet he has never had crepe paper in his hands. So was it the other part? The lower cleavage? Whatever it was I appreciate the fact that he is still easy to get along with and enjoys life. Hope this part lasts a long long time.